Here you will find a collection of dog related Poems. Some are funny and some will bring a tear to your eye. So grab a friend and a tissue and come on in.
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Ode to a Boxer
From the minute your Boxer arrives
Things will never be the same
He'll take over your life completely
But you'll soon be glad that he came.
As a pup he's inclined to be wilful
Defiant and boisterous at play
When he's chewing his lead whilst out walking You may even rue the day.
But when he reaches 8 or 9
And begins to settle down...!
Oh, by the way did anyone tell you
That Boxers middle name is "Clown".
He'll like to be with you round the house
He's a dog that likes to join in
He'll 'help' you to lay that carpet
With a shuffle, a grunt and a grin!
So if you're thinking of owning a Boxer
I promise you life will never be dull
He'll make you laugh, and he'll make you cry As he lives his life to the full.
Anon
Oh Look At Me
'Oh look at me' said the Boxer
'Oh look at me and sigh'
None can compare with my beauty
For a Boxer puppy am I.
I'm soft and adorably cuddly
With eyes full of mischief and joy
'We'll have her' they said so excited
They looked on me just as a toy.
'Oh look at me' said the Boxer
'Oh look at me and cry'
No longer adorably cuddly
No longer with joy in my eye.
I cried in the night, so they told me
Made puddles on their kitchen floor
And though I was only a baby
They left me outside the back door.
It's cold out here, and I'm lonely
They've forgotten to feed me today
They've packed up their bags and
they've left me
To go off on some grand holiday.
I've been trying to look for my people
Though really I cannot think why
They've hit me, and kicked me, and
starved me
Still I'm willing to have one more try.
But now as I lay at the roadside
My heart is so weary and sore
Won't someone out there simply love
me
I've nowhere to go any more.
'Oh look at me' said the Boxer
'Oh look at me and sigh'
None can compare with my beauty
And the joy has come back to my eye.
For I've found someone to love me
To care about me, to adore
The ice round my heart it has melted
And I'm ready to trust you once more.
So now all you Boxer breeders
Before you sell your next whelp
Don't just get rid to the highest bidder
Or, like me, they might just need help.
Anon
A Boxers Tale
When I arrived at this house just two years ago,
Not a frightened pup was I ready for friend and foe,
I announced "my name is Bhuna and a Boxer I'm here to stay,
But let me warn you mum and dad, I'm going to get my way."
To stop my cries in the night they let me in their bed,
As a tiny pup I comfortably squeezed in between their heads,
But a handsome Boxer I am today and as big as I can be,
That decision to let me sleep with them is regretted ruefully.
My daily chore is walking Dad, I do it every day,
A harness and a lead attached so he doesn't lose his way.
His confidence grows as we hit the fields, he no longer needs his stead,
I've lots of running I need to do so he lets me off my lead.
If I met my doggy mother now I'm sure it would be plain to see,
The loyal proud upstanding Boxer I've turned out to be.
I remember her last words spoken as we left the breeders run,
"The golden rule given to us in life is you must make everything fun!
You've got the pleasure of being a boxer dear, so in everything you do,
Live every day like it were your last and to the Boxer pride be true,
When you're old and slowing down think back to this day
You'll have done your best if you know you got there doing it your way"
I'm the type to stick to my word can't let her down you see,
That's why to my mother fair and true I listened carefully,
The golden rule of Boxers must be followed day by day,
As I warned them when I arrived, I always get my way!
Claire Lowton
I Am Not A Dog
I am not a dog, so please don't make me eat this same food every day.
I am not a dog, so please don't make me sleep on the floor.
I am not a dog, so please don't make me do these silly tricks again.
I am not a dog, so please don't shy away from my kisses.
I am not a dog, so please don't make me get off of the couch.
I am not a dog, so please don't walk away when I am "talking" to you.
I am not a dog, so please don't think you 'won' the staring contest; I just got bored.
I am not a dog. I am a human. I am a boxer!
-jmk, 2001
THE HALF BREED
They call me a Boxer,
But I'm a Half-Breed.
Part Boxer of course,
and part people indeed.
Anyone who owns me knows it's true.
We're so close to being people,
we're like part of you.
"He's one of the family,"
you've heard people say.
"Don't know how we'll manage when he passes away."
But they'll get another Boxer,
a pure bred at first.
Not the most well-behaved puppy,
but far from the worst.
Then the change will take place,
the same as before.
They'll end up with the same human HALF-BREED once more!
Boxer Angel
For those Boxer Babies in the sky
Who have left our loving arms
Don't stop to ask or wonder why
Just know they're free from harm
No pain or fright confronts them now
They've left that all behind
They're embracing joy and freedom
And still live in our minds
Eyes are bright and seeing clear
Velvet skin is healed
Legs aren't stiff, and ears can hear
Our love they still can feel
Embrace their memory, hold it tight
Wipe away your tears
The Boxer joy that filled your life
Will last throughout the years
Think of them with happy thoughts
Say a thankful prayer
All those happy Boxer angels
Still know that we care
written by Dolly Juhlin June '97
MY LOVE FOR MY DOGS
I love my dogs
This is their home
From which I hope
They'll never roam.
They're faithful friends
I love them best
This is their home
You are a guest.
If dogs to you
Are just a peeve
Then by all means
Feel free to leave!!!
~ Author Unknown ~
Noah's Ark
by Arthur Guiterman
When Noah, perceiving 'twas time to embark,
Persuaded the creatures to enter the Ark,
The dog, with a freindliness truly sublime,
Assisted in herding them two at a time.
He drove in the elephants, zebras and gnus,
Until they were packed like a box full of screws,
The cat in the cupboard, the mouse on the shelf,
The bug in the crack; then he backed in himself.
But such was the lack of available space
He couldn't tuck all of him into the place;
So after the waters had flooded the plain,
And down from the Heavens fell blankets of rain,
He stood with his muzzle thrust out through the door,
The whole forty days of that terrible pour!
Because of which drenching, zoologists hold,
The nose of a healthy dog always is cold!
A STUMP FOR A TAIL
You can't buy loyalty, they say
I bought it though, the other day;
You can't buy friendship, tried and true,
Well just the same, I bought that too.
I made my bid, and on the spot
Bought love and faith and a whole job lot
Of happiness, so all in all
The purchase price was pretty small.
I bought a single trusting heart,
That gave devotion from the start.
If you think these things are not
for sale, Buy a brown-eyed puppy with
a stump for a tail.
--- author unknown ---
A FAITHFUL DOG
BY:ANONYMOUS
A Faithful Dog Will Play With You
And Laugh With You -Or Cry-
He'll Gladly Starve To Stay With You
Nor Ever Reason Why,
And When You're Feeling Out Of Sorts
Somehow He'll Understand
He'll Watch You With His Shining Eyes
And Try To Lick Your Hand.
His Blind, Implicit Faith In You
Is Matched By His Great Love -
The Kind That All Of Us Should Have
In The Master, Up Above.
When Everything Is Said And Done
I Guess This Isn't Odd
For When You Spell "Dog" Backwards
You Get The Name Of God.
A Pets Prayer
Treat me kindly, my beloved master, for no heart in all the world is
more grateful for kindness than the loving heart of me.
Do not break my spirit with a stick, for though I should lick your
hand between the blows, your patience and understanding
will more quickly teach me the things you would have me do.
Speak to me often, for your voice is the worlds sweetest music, as
you must know by the fierce wagging of my tail when your footstep
falls upon my waiting ear.
When it is cold and wet, please take me inside, for I am now a
domesticated animal, no longer used to the elements. And I ask no
greater glory than the privilege of sitting at your feet beside the
hearth. Though, had you no home, I would rather follow you through
ice and snow than rest upon the softest pillow in the warmest home
in all the land, for you are my god and I am your devoted worshipper.
Keep my pan filled with fresh water, for although I should not
reproach you were it dry, I cannot tell you when I suffer thirst.
Feed me clean food, that I may stay well, to romp and play and do
your bidding, to walk by your side, and stand ready, willing and able
to protect you with my life should your life be in danger.
And, beloved master, should the great Master see fit to deprive me of
my health or my sight, do not turn me away from you. Rather, hold me
gently in your arms as skilled hands grant me the merciful boon of
eternal rest --- and I will leave you knowing with the last breath I
drew, my fate was ever safest in your hands.
by: Beth Norman Harris
A Poem for the New Puppy Owner
Don't smell crotches,
Don't eat plants.
Don't steal food
Or underpants.
Don't eat my socks,
Don't grab my hair. . .
DON'T RIP THE STUFFING
FROM THAT CHAIR!
Don't eat those peas!
Don't touch that bush!
Don't chew my shoes. . .
What IS that mush?
Eat your cookie,
Drink your drink,
Outta the toilet!
Outta the sink!
AWAY FROM THE CAT BOX,
IT'S FOR THE CAT!
(And MUST you kiss me?
After that???)
Yes, raising a puppy,
Is not for the lazy!
Though puppies are funny,
They're also quite crazy.
But don't despair,
Though its toil and strife.
After 3 years,
You'll get back your life!
So, let's go for "walkies",
You can "do your thing"
(And perhaps I'll get back
My GOOD DIAMOND RING!)
"SOMEONE ONCE LOVED HIM"
HIS HAIR WAS ALL MATTED
AS HE STOOD IN THE RAIN
WITH SAD, PLEADING EYES
AND A HEART FULL OF PAIN
SOMEONE ONCE LOVED HIM
HE WASN'T ALONE
HIS BELLY WAS FULL THEN
HIS RAVEN COAT SHONE
HE LIVED IN A BIG HOUSE
WITH A WARM COZY BED
FILLED WITH LAUGHTER AND LOVE
AND HIS LITTLE FRIEND, TED
BUT THEN HE GOT BIGGER
AND BARKED WHEN ALONE
NO LONGER A PUPPY
HIS "CUTENESS" OUTGROWN.
SO THEY MOVED HIM OUTSIDE
TO A BIG LONELY YARD
AND SCOLDED HIS BARKING
THOUGH HE TRIED REALLY HARD
HE WAITED FOR TEDDY
AS HE WATCHED NIGHT AND DAY
HE THOUGHT "I'LL BE GOOD,
I JUST WANT TO PLAY."
THEY PROMISED HIM LOVE
AND A LIFE AS THEIR FRIEND
NOT THE DARK, LONELY NIGHTS
AND THE COLD, BITTER WIND
HE HUNGERED FOR "TOUCH"
NOT THE FOOD THAT THEY BROUGHT
HE WANTED TO PLEASE THEM
WITH THE TRICKS THEY HAD TAUGHT
BUT THEY WERE TOO BUSY
TO HEAR HIS SAD CRIES
AND DIDN'T HAVE TIME
FOR THE LOVE IN HIS EYES
BUT,, THEN, THEY CAME OUT TO GET HIM
TO GO FOR A RIDE
WOW..A TRIP TO THE COUNTRY
WITH TED BY HIS SIDE!!
BUT SOON IT WAS OVER
AS HE REMEMBERED THAT DAY
AND THE SADNESS HE FELT
WHEN THEY GAVE HIM AWAY
THEY PATTED HIS HEAD
AND WALKED QUICKLY AWAY
WITHOUT LOOKING BACK
AND WITH NOTHING TO SAY
"WHERE ARE YOU GOING??..
WHAT DID I DO??...
TEDDY, DON'T LEAVE ME,
I'M COMING WITH YOU!"
HIS HEART WAS SO HEAVY
WHAT HAD HE DONE WRONG?
THIS WASN'T HIS HOME
HE DIDN'T BELONG
NOW HE WANDERS THE STREETS
CONFUSED AND ALONE
LOOKING FOR TEDDY
AND THE LOVE HE HAD KNOWN
Copyrighted to Pamela (Buni) Wells
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